fuck

please forgive the authors unpleasant and vulgar words. he is just trying too hard to escape boredom and instead of doing anything good, he chooses to do this. well, what else can you expect from a 18 year old?

perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word fuck.
out of all the english words that begin with the letter f, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the f-word. its the one magical word.

just by it sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

fuck as most words in the english language is derived from german; the word freiken which means to strike. in english, fuck falls into many grammatical category.

as a transitive verb : john fuck shirley.

as an intransitive verb : shirley fucks.

its meaning not as always sexual. it can be used as an adjective : john's doing all the fucking work.

as part of an adverb : shirley talks too fucking much.

as an adverb enhancing an adjective : shirley is fucking beautiful.

as a noun : i dont give a fuck.

as part of a word : abso-fucking-lutely or in-fucking-credible.

and as almost every word in a sentence : fuck the fucking fuckers.

as you must realise there arent too many words with the versatility of fuck. as in these examples discribing situations such as dismay : ahh fuck it.

trouble : i guess i am really fucked now.

agression : dont fuck with me buddy!

difficulty : i dont understand this fucking question.

incompetence : he is a fuck off!

i am sure you can think many more examples. with all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you used the word. we say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. it will identifiy the quality of your character immidiately.

say it. out and loud!

end of lesson.